freeze-dried-kittens:

its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)

rumour:

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nutella-fandom:

different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

AMERICAN DRAGON WAS MY LIFE!!

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

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breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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catallenas:

kuueater:

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

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sure little guy

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nO

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

tupacabra:

it’s your money and i need it now