the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka)


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

blackbanshee:

Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! 

(Source: imbourbon)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?