broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

(Source: morningmusume)

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

jadeita:

i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: wntersoldeir)

clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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