outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged)

wigwams:

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HOOPLA

(Source: wigwams)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

extrabigrnac:

them victorians getting hella turnt

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stability:

hot people are fun to look at

(Source: stability)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)